The Conservatives have highjacked the name and concept of Co-ale ition beer using it and publicising it as their own.
Claiming it as his idea, despite the fact that we have been selling this brand over the South of England for nearly 2 years including in the Prime Ministers home constituency of Witney and having had it in the Strangers bar of the House of Commons.
Contrary to all their hype the Conservatives are not good for the beer business.
Pubs have raised concerns about stocking our Co-ALE-ition beer because it’s now linked to the Tories.
Derril Carr, a Campaign for Real Ale member who helped the Loonies launch their ales said the Loony party’s branded ales were “now inexplicably linked with major politics – which they never were before”.
He said on Buzz feed http://www.buzzfeed.com “There’s a danger that some pubs will no longer order our ales for fear of upsetting their customers, many of whom are not happy with the Tories and the coalition.
“Prior to Cameron’s intervention, our range of ales were seen as fun and non-political, but not any more. We’re now feeling it because pubs are now revisiting whether they want to be associated with our beers.”
The loony party are now concerned that Cameron may decide to highjack our latest campaign video (The Big Fibbers, Monster Mash) with members of the cabinet dancing around like Zombies, although perhaps that may be more fitting.
As we all know many of our policies that were considered loony are now law… We are also concerned that The Conservatives will go further and plagiarize our new A-Z manifesto.
If you live in or near London , nows your chance to go along to the Big Fibbers Monster Mash launch in Whitechapel…Good Music, Good Company and fabulous beer…and the entry is free
Well the election propaganda is now on full steam. . . however if you are already sick to death with lies, deceit, and general political spin, go see a band. . . and here’s one that should not be missed playing at:
FRIDAY 3RD APRIL at Loony HQ, The Poyntz Arms, Molesey, the hillbilly hellfire of THE CURST SONS!!
This is Baron von Magpie Bum’s first foray into the world of politics, having found his spiritual home at the Official Monster Raving Loony Party 2014 conference. Von Magpie Bum is an ex punk rocker gone bad. He now amuses himself and others with Morris dancing and singing in a Welsh male voice choir. Generally not at the same time, or he falls over. The Baron is a South Wales man through and through, able to communicate in most of the local dialects, from Newport to Abertillery. The Baron is currently busy fund-raising for the £500 deposit to represent the Loony Party in the 2015 election. Follow him on Twitter @MagpieBum
These are his key policies:
- Put all parliamentary representatives on national minimum wage.
- Due to the fact that the letter K is often silent, it will be replaced with a honking sound.
- The use of stocks will be reintroduced to punish people who litter our beautiful Islwyn countryside. The offenders will thereafter be required to wear a pointy hat with the letter W on the front (similar to the old dunce’s hat). The W could stand for ‘Wastrel’ or whatever else people interpret it as.
- Unicorns will be declared a protected species, in line with the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto
- Jobs for unemployed people will be generated by introducing traditional Welsh Pickled Onion farms to the Islwyn area
An online poll in the Daily Mirror today asked their readers to vote for which Co-ALE-ition ale they liked the best, the Loony Party’s Co-ALE-ition ale or the imitation bottled Co-ale-ition ale version produced by the Wychwood brewery for the Government earlier this week.
The results have just been announced and it was landslide victory for the Monster Raving Loony Party. The Loony Party’s Co-ale-ition ales will be available in pubs in every constituency, so could Co-ALE-ition now become a factor in the General Election vote?
Wychwood brewery now don’t know wychway to turn, David Cameron is considering giving away bottles of his Co-ale-ition ale to Food Banks in response to the probing questions from Jeremy Paxman two nights ago.
The prime minister handed out souvenir beers at the coalition’s final cabinet meeting. But we’ve seen that name before… It was the last cabinet meeting of the Tory–Lib-Dem coalition – so David Cameron handed out some celebratory beers.
Nick Blunderbuss Green is standing for Parliament for the first time. He is entering the fray in the ‘Kenilworth & Southam’ Constituency and is requesting support from local Loony’s to help him with his campaign.
His mobile number is 07967 298 670.