Loony party HQ propose the Howling Laud be made ‘Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom’ as this will deliver a ‘strong and stable leadership’ for Theresa May’s government. Our Illustrious leader will have served a full eighteen years by the time our party conference takes place in Blackpool this September. The only continuous leader of any other party who has beaten this record was Clement Atlee whose twenty years included a period before WWII. Just like Clement Atlee Howling Laud is a resident of Fleet, Hampshire and would be happy to commute to No 10 on the bus. While travelling in every day he will listen to some old and favourite songs including ‘No 10 and bussed’ by Screaming Lord Sutch.
Since Howling ‘Laud’ became Leader of the Party in 1999:
- The Conservatives have had 5 Leaders – Hague, IDS, Howard, Cameron and May
- Labour have also had 5 – Blair, Brown, Harman, Milliband and Corbyn
- Lib Dems have had 6 – Ashdown, Kennedy, Campbell, Cable, Clegg and Farron, with a 7th very soon.
- UKIP have had 3 in less than 2 years – Farage, James and Nuttall, with yet another very soon.
The Blackpool conference this year has moved to Molloys, Talbot Street in the town centre where lovely Jo Jacklin is the landlady. Molloys is just up the road from the Firework Extravaganza on North Parade Pier. Vince Ripper and his Rodent Show, Electric Boogie Band, Badaxe, Joe Jammer, Elvis, and many many more will be there. Plus one of our conference highlights, the open top bus tour of the finest hostelries in the area takes place 12 noon Saturday. This will be followed by our ‘world famous’ cabinet reshuffle.
Those of you who are regulars, stay where you are booked, it’s not that far away. We know there are going to be a lot of ‘conference virgins’ this year, if it’s your first time, you are very welcome. We will keep you up to date on this web site, www.loonyparty.com – If you are new, note this no 07946292557 and you won’t get lost!!!