Alan in print…again


Our Conference in the Blackpool Gazette

2014_6765_Ridgebourne_Llandrindod_Wells_27_SepFollow this link to see our conference feature in the Blackpool Gazette:
>>Political chiefs fear Monster Raving Loony Party’s conference is the only one Blackpool can attract<<

lots of events coming up

There are more free events listed on our events page.

Poyntz Arms – East Moseley

The Cricketers – Chessington, Surrey, and NOW ON Sundays

Loony Party Conference – Blackpool

LoonyParty Conference In Sept


Mad Hatter on ‘Master Chef’

2015_4201_Hatter_Bridge_oif_Sighs2The Mad Hatter and Alice are appearing on Master Chef. This is on BBC1, Friday the 17th of July between 8.30 – 10pm. The program celebrates the 150th anniversary of the publication of ‘Alice in Wonderland’ with the theme, of course, being the Mad Hatter’s tea party.
The filming took place at our Mad Hatter’s favourite garden pub, ‘The Perch’ in Binsey, just outside Oxford which is one of the places where they often go to on the bike tours.

Further information about the program: >>Mad Hatter on Master Chef<<

New Direction

2015_2505_Newbury_WW_HowlinGale_26_Mar_011Our Party Leader, Howling ‘Laud’ Hope, this afternoon at precisely 3pm, was elected chairman of the ‘Highways and Transport’ committee on the Fleet Town Council in Hampshire. A position that he accepted with the ambiance and posture of his normal aplomb!

He  went on to say ” I can assure you that despite this honour the Loony party will continue to take the right road to Government, but with luck I may be able to swing it with the council to erect a signpost to show us the way”

Monster Crush

2015_3821_Monster_Crush_DSC07732_24_JunOur latest post General Election Co-ALE-ition ale was launched last Wednesday “Monster Crush” which is a 3.4% hoppy golden session ale brewed by the Wild Weather brewery from Silchester. The Monster Crush pumpclip features a special photo of Howling looking admiringly at Boris Johnson taken at the Uxbridge Parliamentary seat at the General Election last month as Boris was delivering his acceptance speech. Howling entertained and engaged everybody in his own inimitable charismatic style. He was aided and abetted by three Boris Johnson lookalikes.

Baron Fullstop’s recent letter to MP’s

2015_3801_Baron_Fullstop_JunIn 1963 , when Screaming Lord Sutch entered the political field as the Leader of the Teenage Party, the voting age was 21. Sutch campaigned for it to be 18 and in 1966 Harold Wilson’s government extended the voting franchise to 18 year old’s. In 1983, now as leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party , Lord Sutch argued that if you could marry, pay tax & join the army at 16 then you should be allowed to vote at 16.
As part of the EU Referendum Bill, the House of Commons debated extending the voting franchise to 16/17 year olds in an in /out  (shake it all about) EU Vote (albeit some 32 years after the OMRLP had first proposed the idea) . Referendums come along once or twice in a lifetime unlike General Elections, held every five years, most sensible MP’s recognise that 16/17 year olds should be given a voice on their future, much as Scotland did with the Yes/No vote .
I was saddened to read in Hansard that all three of the Worcestershire MP’s voted against extending the voting franchise to 16/17 year old’s , especially Harriet Baldwin , she hardly needs me to remind her that 98 short years ago she would not have had the vote let alone be in the position to deny 1.5 million 16/17 year old’s the same rights. Like Mrs Baldwin, Mr Walker & Mr Huddleston remain tight lipped as to why they do not trust the youth of this county and so we draw our own conclusions. Although happy to pose with young people on the electioneering trail and address schools and academies about ‘the democratic process’ it appears they did little other than follow the party line as the motion was defeated by 45 votes.
At 16 you can consensually sleep with your MP but not vote for him/her, and they call us Loonies.
Baron Fullstop.