Monster Mash Launch

If you  live in or near London , nows your chance to go along to the Big Fibbers Monster Mash launch in Whitechapel…Good Music, Good Company and fabulous beer…and the entry is free


Free music from the Loony Party

2015_1625_Battle_BusWell the election propaganda is now on full steam. . . however if you are already sick to death with lies, deceit, and general political spin, go see a band. . . and here’s one that should not be missed playing at:
FRIDAY 3RD APRIL at Loony HQ, The Poyntz Arms, Molesey, the hillbilly hellfire of THE CURST SONS!!

Baron Von Magpie Bum

2015_1621_Baron_Magpie_BumThis is Baron von Magpie Bum’s first foray into the world of politics, having found his spiritual home at the Official Monster Raving Loony Party 2014 conference. Von Magpie Bum is an ex punk rocker gone bad. He now amuses himself and others with Morris dancing and singing in a Welsh male voice choir. Generally not at the same time, or he falls over. The Baron is a South Wales man through and through, able to communicate in most of the local dialects, from Newport to Abertillery.  The Baron is currently busy fund-raising for the £500 deposit to represent the Loony Party in the 2015 election. Follow him on Twitter @MagpieBum

These are his key policies:

  • Put all parliamentary representatives on national minimum wage.
  • Due to the fact that the letter K is often silent, it will be replaced with a honking sound.
  • The use of stocks will be reintroduced to punish people who litter our beautiful Islwyn countryside. The offenders will thereafter be required to wear a pointy hat with the letter W on the front (similar to the old dunce’s hat). The W could stand for ‘Wastrel’ or whatever else people interpret it as.
  • Unicorns will be declared a protected species, in line with the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto
  • Jobs for unemployed people will be generated by introducing traditional Welsh Pickled Onion farms to the Islwyn area

Loony Party beat Conservatives in latest poll

Ascot_Hope_GloryAn online poll in the Daily Mirror today asked their readers to vote for which Co-ALE-ition ale they liked the best, the Loony Party’s Co-ALE-ition ale or the imitation bottled Co-ale-ition ale version produced by the Wychwood brewery for the Government earlier this week.

The results have just been announced and it was landslide victory for the Monster Raving Loony Party. The Loony Party’s Co-ale-ition ales will be available in pubs in every constituency, so could Co-ALE-ition now become a factor in the General Election vote?

Wychwood brewery now don’t know wychway to turn, David Cameron is considering giving away bottles of his Co-ale-ition ale to Food Banks in response to the probing questions from Jeremy Paxman two nights ago.

Co-ale-ition theft

Following the arrogant theft of the Co-ale-ition brand name by David Cameron this week,  the Monster Raving Loony Party have confirmed today that there is now no chance of working with the Tories after the General Election, if the OMRLP were to hold the balance of power.

Imitation is the finest form of flattery!?!

torycoaleitionpicThe prime minister handed out souvenir beers at the coalition’s final cabinet meeting. But we’ve seen that name before… It was the last cabinet meeting of the Tory–Lib-Dem coalition – so David Cameron handed out some celebratory beers.

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Nick Blunderbuss Green in Kenilworth & Southam

2015_1501_BlunderbussNick Blunderbuss Green is standing for Parliament for the first time. He is entering the fray in the ‘Kenilworth & Southam’ Constituency and is requesting support from local Loony’s to help him with his campaign.
His mobile number is 07967 298 670.

Monster Mash byThe Bigger Fibbers

‘Monster Mash’ byThe Bigger Fibbers is being officially released on Wed 1st April at:
The Rhythm Factory, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, London E1 1EW
It starts at 8pm and there will be lots of music and surprises. ‘Howling Laud Hope (Leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party) will be in attendance and the Big Fibbers will be on stage performing Monster Mash live for the very first time. Everybody is welcome.