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The options on the Referendum ballot on our membership of the EU to
c) Shake it all about
We will instruct the RSPCA to ensure that all meerkats come in twos to enable the public to effectively compare the meerkat.
many thanks to Phil
Saving Fuel – A bungy rope should be attached to all vehicles making a journey. No fuel would be required for the return journey.
Emails would be abolished. Instead, to reduce confusion, messages from men would be hemails, and from women shemails. (the only exception being blokes from Essex who would still send ’emails ).
For the convenience of aeroplane passengers the destination and time of arrival should be displayed on a notice attached to the sticking up bits at the end of the main wing, in letters large enough to be read by passengers looking out of the window. Should this information change during the course of the journey, the pilot will need to get out to update it.
many thanks to licker de fenêtre
A new letter should be introduced into the Dictionary- the phlegm noise that is in so many names now days (eg, Achmed)
The Phantom of The Opera to be unmasked to show acceptance for disability.
Many thanks to Emily (and Charlotte and Jess and Martin
Terrorists to wear Bells and Horns so we know where they are.
Hairgrips to come with tracking devices so they are not lost.
Ash clouds to be banned; they are annoying.
Pokemon to be considered an endangered species.