Haltemprice 2008
Haltemprice & howden By-election Candidates:
Mad Cow-Girl (Official Monster Raving Loony) 412 - 7th Place
David Davis (Conservative)
Shan Oakes (Green)
Joanne Robinson (English Democrats) born 1957. Office manager.
Chris Talbot (Socialist Equality) born Runcorn. Engineering mathematics lecturer at Huddersfield University. Contested South Wales Central list in 2007 Welsh elections.
Gemma Garrett (Miss Great Britain) Miss Great Britain for the year 2008, having been runner up in the previous year’s competition. Contested Crewe and Nantwich by-election 2008.
Ronnie Carroll (Make Politicans History) born 1934, Belfast. Singer and entertainer. British entrant to the Eurovision Song Contest in 1962 and 1963. Having previously moved into management released several comeback records after Contested Hampstead and Highgate 1997, Uxbridge by-election 1997, Hartlepool by-election 2004.
Hamish Howitt (Freedom 4 Choice) Blackpool publican who in 2007 was the first to be prosecuted for continuing to allow smoking in his pub. Will contest Blackpool South at the next general election.
David Craig (Independent) real name Neil Glass. Educated at Fettes and Cambridge University. Former management consultant turned author and campaigner against government waste.
Jill Saward (Independent) born 1965, Liverpool. Educated at Lady Margaret School. Victim of the Ealing Vicarage Rape in 1986, she later went public, authored a book called “Rape: My Story” and has campaigned on behalf of rape victims.
David Icke (No description) born 1952, Leicester. Former professional footballer, forced to retire early through ill health he became a television sports presenter. He became a national media spokesman for the Green party, but in 1990 believes he received a message from the spirit world which lead to him infamously appearing on the Wogan chatshow, dressed in turquoise, to declare that he was a son of God with a message from the Godhead. He has subsequently pursued a career as a new age philosopher, speaker and author of conspiracy books, expressing his beliefs about the apocalypse, illuminanti and that prominent world leaders are reptilian shape-shifters. Is contesting the seat on an abstentionist platform.
Eamonn Fitzpatrick (Independent) Fruit and veg market trader. Contested Northampton South 2005.
George Hargreaves (Christian Party) born George Jackman in 1958. Educated at Woolverstone Hall School and Oxford University. Former songwriter, most famously penning Sinitta’s “So Macho”, now Pastor of the Hephizibah Christian Centre, Hackney. Contested Walthamstow for the Referendum Party in 1997. Contested 2004 Birmingham Hodge Hill by-election for Operation Christian Vote. Contested Scotland in 2004 European elections for Operation Christian Vote. Contested Na h-Eileanan an Lar 2005, Dunfermline and West Fife by-election 2006.
Norman Scarth (Independent) born 1925. Retired stud farmer. Gaoled for six years in 2001 for wounding with intent after attacking a baliff with a chainsaw. Contested Chesterfield in 1997 as an Independent Old Age Pensioner, Sedgefield by-election 2007 as an anti-crime candidate.
Walter Sweeney (Independent) born 1949. Educated at Lawrence Sheriff School and Cambridge and Hull Universities. Solicitor. Bedfordshire county councillor 1981-1989. Contested Machester Stretford 1983. Conservative MP for Vale of Glamorgan 1992-1997.
Tess Culnane (National Front) Contested 2004 GLA election and European election for the BNP. Contested Greenwich and Lewisham in 2008 London elections.
Grace Astley (Independent)
David Bishop (Church of the Militant Elvis) Painter, decorator and poet - writing under the pen name of Lord Biro. Contested Tatton 1997, Brentwood and Ongar 2001, Erewash 2005.
Herbert Crossman (Independent) Former Liberal Democrat councillor in Harrow. Contested Harrow West for the Referendum Party in 1997. Member of the Conservative party 1998-1999.
Thomas Darwood (Independent) religious publisher.
Tony Farnon (Independent)
Christopher Foren (Independent) Retired crown prosecutor.
John Nicholson (Independent) publisher of a early years education system.
David Pinder (New Party) Former soldier, civil servant and Chamber of Commerce chief executive.
John Upex (Independent) born Leeds. Businessman, running a manufacturing company. Contested Wakefield 2005 for UKIP.
Greg Wood (Independent)
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ELECTION STATEMENT From Madcow
To quote DouglasAdams's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy........
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
The answer is 42!!! Now we just need to figure out the real question!!!
A vote for the Mad Cow-Girl is a vote for a return to real law & order.
I may be a Loony, but I'm not mad enough to want dangerous people walking free in the name of political correctness.
- Suspected terrorists should be held until proved safe.
- Sex offenders should be held in asylums until considered safe (if ever).
- Antisocial yobs can rot in prison if they can't be sociable.
Why don't decent citizens have a "Human Right" not to be assaulted, blown up or harassed, when the criminals can scream human rights if their handcuffs hurt?
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