news 10/3/08 -15/06/08

15/06/09 Henley By-election

More news from Henley. The Miss Great Britain party is fielding 2 candidates, hoping to put everyone else in the shade?

Yup!!! it worked

15/06/08 More on Madcow

Madcow has really started a storm of comment by being (as yet) the only candidate to stand against David Davis, and it may be also be worth a mention to the ratepayers of Haltemprice & Howden that David Davis's political posturing has just cost you around £80,000.

We are pleased to announce that "Madcow" girl will be standing a candidate at Haltemprice & Howden.

   Unlike other parties, on many issues we allow our candidates to stand by their conscience. The 42 day detention rule is a good example and Madcow is all for it. You can read Madcow's election Statement here.

11/06/08 By-election at Haltemprice & Howden

Some comments about the by-election at Haltemprice & Howden, brought about by The M.P david Davis resigning in protest at the 42 day detention law. He intends to stand again as a candidate protesting against the loss of civil liberties, and some of the other main parties have agreed not to stand against him which almost guarantees his safe seat. However he will have lost his influential place on the shadow cabinet, and as a back bencher will be less influential in representing his constituents views, which we understand is the whole point of being an M.P  So we are a little confused as to what the benefits are? apart from political posturing. (Which we in the loony party have down to a fine art)

10/06/08 Henley By-election

We are pleased to confirm that our Candidate and Deputy Chairman (Topcat)T. C. Owen will be contesting the Henley on Thames by-election on Thurs 26th June.      

03/06/08 Bo Diddley passes on

It is with great regret that the Musician Bo Diddley to whom Rock an Roll owes so much has passed away. Wynonie Harris, Shadow Minister for Real Rhythm & Blues has written a small tribute. Click here to view

28/05/08 Christmas Drink

The Isle of Wight Branch of the OMRLP have confirmed that their Christmas Drink will be held on Fri June 27th. Provisionally at the Railway Tavern - Newport I.O.W Members new and old are welcome to attend.

23/05/08 Crewe and Nantwich results

A Massive 236 Votes for Nick the Brick and the OMRLP. Well done to Nick , all his agents and supporters, and 

 a big big thankyou to all the people who voted for us.

    

19/05/08 Nick the Brick on the campayne trale in Crew

   The Flying Brick, Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity, has chosen transport and education as his main campaign issues.
He would open a brand new train-spotting university and banish cars from the constituency. The inherent transport problems associated with banning cars would be overcome by linking residences with their own private rail network.
Unlike the other candidates the Flying Brick also considers sport and recreation. He would introduce Piranha to the River Weaver to make angling more of a spectator sport. This will boost tourism and create new jobs in Leighton Hospital.

15/05/08 And this guy wants to be President?

14/05/08 Natural Disasters

We would like to express are sympathies, condolances and best wishes to the people of Burma and China in the wake of the cyclone and earthquake affecting their countries.

08/05/08 She is not amused.....Timely reminder

It has been left to one of our loyal colonial members (Secret Squirrel) to remind us that 2012 is not just about the Olimpics and advertising for Coca cola and Macdonolds etc, but a better reason to celebrate. Its the Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee year.
The Diamond Jubilee is held in a monarch's 60th year............

07/05/08 Crewe and Nantwich Bye election

We will be contesting the Crewe and Nantwich Bye-election on Thurs 22nd May. Our candidate is the intrepid Nick the Brick and as all the other parties are bringing in their leaders to drum up support, so will we. Alan "Howlin Laud" Hope will be attending and giving our candidate support. Watch this space...

We will also be contesting the forthcoming bye election in Henley on Thames caused by the promotion of Boris Johnson. It has been confirmed that our Deputy leader TopCat T.C.Owen will be standing.

02/05/08 Local Elecshon Results 2008... Well done to all

Bob (Retard) Stanton  won 67 votes at Rowhill Constituency in Aldershot.

Sheikmahand won 46 votes at Swale Borough Council. kent

Mad Mike Young won 110 at Minster Cliffs Ward of the Borough of Swale, Kent

Jon Smith won a massive 170  at Belper Town Council. Derbyshire North Ward who sent in these Pics of himself and his good lady ably assisted by Nick the Brick

            

Chinners won 66 at East Molesley. Kingston upon Thames

Read about Chinners outstanding success in the Esher Newspapers   Well done chinners and all who helped.

 A pic of chinners on election night with assistance from members of the band Mona Lisa

01/05/08 Local Elecshuns

Local elections are now looming in many areas, and true to form we are contesting the odd seat.

We start with our candidate Jon Smith aka Imwy Eddon. Shadow Minister forfor extending the 6o/c curfew on Teddy Bears Picnics, who is standing in the Belper Town Council by-election for the North Ward.

This by-election has been caused by the resignation of Hassan Dervish (Lib Dem), who was the only non-Tory on the council. It'll be a four-way battle between the usual three suspects and Jon. Nick the Brick will be giving support and advise and will be there on the night.

  Chinners:  http://votewise.co.uk/index.php?pg=show&c=579&eid=43UBGH-0

Also present will be the Molesey Stocks . . .
WELFARE - To curb the rising Anti social behaviour, we propose to resurrect the old pastime of the Stocks. These will be set up in all local parks and will have a wheelie bin full of ripened tomatoes, supplied by local farmers and allotment owners. Duration in the stock will depend upon the crime committed, for example graffiti vandalism will be 5 hours. Stocks were used in medieval times to curb the anti social behaver's of the time. We proposed to invoke the Act of 1405, which is still on statute books today, whereby a Village will be downgraded to a mere hamlet, should there not be any public stocks. East Molesey residents have nothing to fear however as we already have a set of stocks, to be unveiled at our Victory party on May 1st 2008 in the Prince of Wales.

The Practice Polling Booth . . .
ELECTORAL REFORM - As the party that got the voting age reduced from 21 to 18, we fully support the campaign allowing 16 & 17 year olds to enter the political voting system. At present they can decide to leave school, join the armed forces, and claim benefits but currently, they have no say in the running of the country, which after all will hopefully have longer future effects on them than the rest of us. www.votesat16.org.uk  We will prepare 16 & 17 year olds for the experience of voting by taking our ‘Practice Polling Booth’ to the streets of Molesey. This will also give people who don’t usually vote the chance to do so, as well as seasonal voters who just want to . ..er . . . practice.

and of course there will be the odd spacehopper floating about . . .
TRANSPORT - All cars will be converted to run on Venos to help stop congestion and Bus passes will be valid to use the riverboat to Kingston & Richmond from Walton & Hampton Court. As there is not a regular bus route that goes between Walton, Esher and Molesey, we propose to build a Water log flume (to be called the Elmbridge Triangle) and Spacehopper & Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.

Mad Mike Young  says : "I intend to stand on behalf of our great Party in the Minster Cliffs Ward of the Borough of Swale, Kent for the Election in May 2008"  watch this space for more on Mad Mike

   Sheikhmihand:  Sheikh up Swale and vote Official Monster Raving Loony Party at the Swale Borough Council elections May 1st 2008.  www.sheikhmihand.co.uk

16/04/08 How to win an election...The Zimbabwe way

In order to modernise the election process in Zimbabwe Mugabe has introduced  an enquiry hotline to encourage voters to vote for the right party and to ensure fair play is seen and done. To do this voters are encouraged to phone their embassy and listen to the recorded message. Click here to hear it (must have sound card)  Click your back button to return to this page.

04/04/08 Renewal Packs

Please note that their has been a delay in sorting out the 2008 RENEWAL PACKS. Don't worry if you havent received one yet. No one has. We will get them to you asap. Once again our apologies for the delay

24/03/08 Mad Hatters Tea Party

 OMRLP SPACEHOPPER RACE

A Full report on this can be seen here.   and a video link of "what the papers say here"    A fantastic weekend was had by all with a considerable sum raised for 3rd Molesey Scouts raised. Pics are already on view at www.phototed.co.uk

10/03/08 More proposals:

Smooth Ride 
Far too many speed bumps are creeping into our residential streets.
It is  proposed to remove them all and replace them with eliptical, egg shaped wheels on every car. This would be like taking the bumps with you. Buses would be exempt.
From Lee

Sweet Clarity
'all mixed sweets (e.g Smarties, Skittles, Fruit Pastilles etc) must come in a clear wrapper so you know exactly which one your getting next (also so you know when not to offer the next one!).
From Gavin

This one from Daniel........ASBO's

Yobs and delinquent youths, seem to like ASBOs they treat them like a medal. Well an idea to fix this is call them: "Magic Pink Fluffy Bunny awards" no one not even a yob would want to get  that. Perhaps as an extra deterrent they have to wear pink fluffy bunny ears and a badge saying: "I love the magic pink fluffy bunny"