The Secret Squirrel Perpetual Motion Monorail.
It goes like this...
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down.
So I propose to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats.
The two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground.
Using the giant buttered toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail would have enough power to run between Liverpool and London.
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L..
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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