| Loony Candidate & Constituancy |
Votes |
| Bananaman (Wokingham) |
877 |
| Screwy Driver (Sittingbourne & Sheppy) |
644 |
| Hairy Norm (Faversham) |
511 |
| Custard Beast (Cannock Chase) |
499 |
| Prince Cymbal (Ashton under Lyme) |
458 |
| K. Newby (Sunderland North) |
409 |
| Dancing Ken (Cheltenham) |
375 |
| Wild Willie Beckett (Bradford North) |
369 |
| P. Stockton (Winchester) |
307 |
| J. Archer (Yeovil) |
306 |
| Rockin’ Dave Robbo (Gillingham) |
305 |
| Lord Toby Jug (West Ham) |
300 |
| Illuminous Turd (Derbyshire West) |
281 |
| P. Sherrif-Knowles (Birmingham Selly Oak) |
253 |
| B. Miskin (Chipping Barnet) |
253 |
| A. May (Stafford) |
248 |
| Dangermouse (Wansdyke, Avon) |
225 |
| C. Newitt (Stockport) |
213 |
| D. ‘Newt’ Beaupre (Richmond Park) |
204 |
| C. James (Cardiff Central) |
204 |
| I. Sanderson (City of Chester) |
204 |
| Boney Maroney (Colne Valley) |
196 |
| Gary Glitter (Falmouth & Cambourne) |
161 |
| Lord Tiverton (Hastings & Rye) |
149 |
| N. Walsh (City of London) |
138 |
| L. Newham (Brighton, Kemptown) |
123 |
