Paint it Purple – Proposed by Osric the Newt

I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy (PIPP)

In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple.
There’ll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be done by young people, who’ll be too busy washing purple paint off themselves to get into trouble.
Everywhere will look great.