Candidates up for local elections Thurs May 7th 2026
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hampshire County Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hart District Hampshire Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Fleet Town Council Hampshire (defending his seat) Sir Renstom III – St Dunstan & Stepney Ward, London Wing Commander Lucky Luke Jackson – Sefton Blundersands, Liverpool. Lord Halfperson – Blackheath Westcombe Ward, London Miss Applied Malarkey – Staines,… Read More
The Gorton and Denton Aftermath
Very well done to Sir Oink a Lot for securing 159 votes in the recent By-election on Thursday 26th Feb 2026. The fact that the party came 6th out of 11 candidates was quite something, we beat 5 and 5 beat us. BUT, not only did we lose our deposit yet again, we do hold… Read More
From the Jolly Hatters to 6th Place Glory
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy? I’m not sure, but it’s a foolish MP who rudely mocks his constituent, and worse still if it’s a pensioner about her failing bin collection! I was a pig with a dream on a cold February morning in rainy Manchester when the by-election was called…. Read More
Sir Oink’s election address
Ladies and gentlemen, pigs & sows and all porcine people. The upcoming by-election could be the most important of our lifetime. For too long too many have had there snouts in troughs, rolled around in the muck and made a pigs ear of all our lives. There will always be those promising pork barrels, whilst… Read More
Vote Oink & Vote A-Lot
Voting is pretty simple really , ask yourself this question Are you, your family, or those in the local neighborhood any better off than the last time you voted? ?Have your representatives still got their snouts in the trough? OINK! It was the great Loony Einstein that said ‘Insanity is doing the same thing over… Read More
Black and Yellow Thursdays
We prefer these to Black Fridays cause one will happen on Thursday 26th February, a By-Election in the Gorton and Denton constituency of Manchester. 11 candidates have been nominated, none more so than our very own ‘Sir Oink A Lot’. He is a local. so if you can, support him to be our very first… Read More
Sir Oink-a-Lot in Gorton & Denton
The Loony Party are no pigs in a poke, we are hamming it up and bringing home the bacon with our local candidate Sir Oink-a-Lot. His campaign slogan is ‘Think Big, Vote Pig’, those trotters have left the sty and hit the hustings in a crackling good start. All other candidates in this by-election talk… Read More
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to all our members, Friends and Sympathisers. Not a very eventful year, we were expecting at least 3 or 4 by-elections if not more, but not to be. The one that did happen was Runcorn on the 1st of May. I was the candidate scoring 128 votes. Much to the delight of… Read More
New Years Honours 2026
At this time of year, there are various gongs bestowed on people who it has been deeded, by a committee, that what they have done deserves sutch a n honour. Many of the more worthwhile ones are for members of the general public who may have raised funds for charity, shown extreme acts of bravery… Read More