Everyone needs more Howling Laud in their life, it must be true because Alan says so. Here’s your chance to take your Looniness to the next level by purchasing something that absolutely doesn’t exist.
In a world gone bonkers, one man stands taller than a pint of lukewarm ale at a village fête, wearing a hat large enough to house a small badger. He’s the only politician promising free teabags for all and a unicorn in every garage, with manicfestos scribbled on beer mats and policies dreamt up in the pub loo of Wetherspoons.
To purchase this non-existent product, get down to The Prince Arthur in Fleet with a crisp tenner in your eager little hand and a credit card to buy all the drinks. In return you will be given a copy of Alan’s book – whether you want one or not. And remember, vote Loony, because it makes no sense at all.
Tina
