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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Nuclear Long Johns

R.U.Seerius
Last modified on October 8, 2014

The E.U has authorised the building of a nuclear Power station at Hinckley Point (Somerset) at a cost quoted at £16bn (I repeat £16bn) which is already £2bn more than the price quoted in 2013. It will presumably be more as its not going to be online until 2023.
The cost of decommissioning is basically down to the taxpayer at an est £1bn+ per year.
That doesn’t matter as it’s our grandchildren who will be paying for it and the present Government and politicians wont be around. Sellafield is already costing £1.6bn per year to decommission (Public Accounts Committee est).

It is proposed that Loony Party would use all this money to research, and implement Solar, Thermal, Wind and Tidal-Hydro power. We are surrounded by water so we cannot see this resource running out for a while. All Hamster cage wheels will be connected to the National Grid. With the money we save we will give out free Long Johns on the NHS This would also be subsidised by using all the hot air that parliament generates and converting it to heating for the elderly.(Tip: If we get in to power buy shares in Damart )

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