OFFICIAL Loony Minister Accidentally Appointed

Since September the present Government, like many before them, have been making polices before changing their minds & appointing people unsuitable for roles before sacking them within weeks. In short, they have just been winging it.
It is with great flair on the outside of the political pitch that we delightfully announce the appointment of a new Loony Minister who will be responsible for “Winging It”. This was an accidental appointment by 43.6% of voters on Twitter, undertaken in a true democratic process via a poll’
We welcome Lord Pat Nevin, ‘Minister of Winging It’ to the loonyverse!