An online poll in the Daily Mirror today asked their readers to vote for which Co-ALE-ition ale they liked the best, the Loony Party’s Co-ALE-ition ale or the imitation bottled Co-ale-ition ale version produced by the Wychwood brewery for the Government earlier this week.

The results have just been announced and it was landslide victory for the Monster Raving Loony Party. The Loony Party’s Co-ale-ition ales will be available in pubs in every constituency, so could Co-ALE-ition now become a factor in the General Election vote?

Wychwood brewery now don’t know wychway to turn, David Cameron is considering giving away bottles of his Co-ale-ition ale to Food Banks in response to the probing questions from Jeremy Paxman two nights ago.