The Loony Party can confirm that we will be standing at the TOOTING By-election, on Thurs 16th June. Our candidate and leader Alan “Howling Laud” Hope is your candidate.
The election has been brought about by the previous M.P Mr Sadiq Khan getting a better job, although we can’t imagine what could be better than representing the people of Tooting.
A message from our leader to the people of Tooting
“After we nearly disassembled the Welsh Assembly on May 5th Our next foray into the Political World will be the TOOTING By-election, on Thurs 16th June. I shall be the candidate and the very dependable ‘Nick the Flying Brick’ will be my agent. Coincidently this happens to be my birthday and the anniversary of our dearly departed leader, Screaming Lord Sutch 17 yrs ago. So c’mon TOOTING give us something to smile about in his memory, the saving of our deposit would be a fine thing, if not better than that. Remember Citizen Smith, he would have voted for us, would probably have been the candidate, he would have won. So why not us, you know it makes sense!”
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope
Party Leader.