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Minster of the Inquisition’s Clacton briefing notes leaked

Nick the Brick
Last modified on July 17, 2026
Filed from New York, our OFFICIAL Loony Minster of the Inquisition, Lord Andrew Neil, has revealed some Exclusive leaked revelations which relate to the Clacton By Election on Thursday 13th August. The headline news is that 3 candidates will contest this Unfun Fair of an election, as recompence to any constituents that are now unable to vote for a LibLabConTrick candidate due to their equally farcical boycotting & withdrawal.
Several political firsts are also revealed but at the time of posting, some of the information had been redacted.

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