Greetings from the Isles of Deliberation

I hope that you are all safe and well now that you are locked up again and here in Jersey we are also under restrictions but not as severe as you. However, two nights ago there was a private party in an hotel here and 35 people contracted the virus and now we have 200 cases! From Monday it will be compulsory to wear a mask in public (something the Memsahib and I have been doing since April) and the fine for not doing so will be £1,000.00.

I see from the website that there has been a lot of activity from members – well done everyone – and it was unfortunate that the party conference had to be cancelled this year. Last year I and Professor Nabob (Bob Stanton) were visiting Colin ‘Tiger’ Jones, The Earl of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, in Llanelli, and we were asked to go to the enormous club there (dressed in our Loony apparel) and they were so impressed that they insisted that we hold a conference there. They could not have been more welcoming and so enthusiastic. They treated us like ‘A’ stars (which of course we all are) so it is high time we all went there. I know Colin is eager to arrange it.

My son, who happens to be The Royal Photographer, – he takes William and Kate’s pictures you see in all the world’s magazines – would like to come to photograph and make a film about us.
Now that we are to be unshackled from the Europeans we must put all our efforts into getting elected into office with a complete Loony Cabinet – in office with full power to bring in all our policies.
I hope you all have a really great Christmas – and I must mention the Manchester crew as they always send me a card – and also a very Happy New Year. Let’s hope that things will improve in the near future but I fear the 19 virus is not going to shove off any time soon!! If any of you are unwell then we all here in The Isles of Deliberation Party send our best wishes for a speedy recovery. Stay Safe.

The Jersey Flyer -aka – Baron Baskerville the Dartmoor Loony – Chairman

Shadow Minister for the Welfare of Insane Moorland Ponies, Paralytic Pixies, Ghostly Hounds and Uncle Tom Cobley and All.