Agent Larry keeps tabby’s on unofficial loonies

One of the things that Civil Servants are duty bound to adhere to is to remain impartial at all possible times. This also means that they cannot undertake Ministerial positions, however, at present, there is nothing to prevent them from receiving honorary Ministerial positions! We are therefore delighted to announce, after 10 years sterling work on our behalf, to award Agent Larry an honorary Ministry.
After our Spiritual Leader, Screaming Lord Sutch’s sad passing, the two front runners to become our new leader, back in 1999, could not be separated after tightly fought contest so the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party became the first political party to be jointly ruled by man & beast, by Howling Laud Hope & Catmandu, (we do not count the unofficial claim to this title by Margaret Thatcher & John Major)
Agent Larry, 14, has had to endure three Prime Moggyster’s lodging with him since he moved from the Battersea Dog & Cat home in 2011.
In true Loony style he claims, on his Twitter account, to be in position longer than any leader of a UK political party. Howling Laud Hope, currently leader for over twenty one years has generously decided as a token of his esteem to overlook this claim.
We congratulate Agent Larry on his decade of service and duly make him our Minister of MPs (Meno-Paws) which we know he will run purrfectly.
Chinners