Voting is pretty simple really , ask yourself this question
Are you, your family, or those in the local neighborhood any better off than the last time you voted? ?Have your representatives still got their snouts in the trough? OINK! It was the great Loony Einstein that said ‘Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results’
This time, THINK BIG, pick the only OFFICIAL Loony and VOTE PIG
Click the picture with your Trotters & Squeal with delight and STYfle those tiny eyes on our Manicfesto for the Gorton & Denton Bye-Election which includes the following highlights

• Sir OINK A-Lot is the only candidate that will oppose any takeover of Iceland. ?
• It will be illegal for Alexia, Siri, Grok & Superheroes to use their powers for evil.? ?
• Fly Tipping = We will ban all tipping of Flies, Zips and Insects of any kind.?
• All artists & musicians will be allowed to steal the work of AI let’s see how he likes it!
• We will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years.?
• We will replace all red tape with sellotape so that there is a more transparent Government. ?
• We will . . . Make America Great Britain Again! ?
• We will reduce the voting age to 5 years old. If you can hold a crayon, you can vote. ?

THINK BIG – VOTE PIG VOTE SIR OINK – VOTE A-LOT