Its obvious to us now that out limited electoral success over the years is not due to our policies, which make sense.

The massive increase in the Ukip vote and more importantly the loss of votes to all the other parties Conservative, Labour, Liberal is due to the lack of promotion by the media. No doubt if the SNP lose the Scottish referendum it will be purely due to the media not highlighting Alex Salmon 24 hrs per day. Nothing to do with voters at all.

So we in the Loony party hereby forgive the media for not highlighting our electoral efforts, and confidently expect that the media will make up for this by highlighting our candidate “Nick the flying Brick” in the Newark by-election.