Manicfesto for Runcorn Bye Bye Election 2025
We will stand for this election on the basis that the Loony Party although a small political party will always punch above our weight.
As the Government assure us that there is no problem with the burning of waste at the Runcorn Incinerator, we will reinstall it next to The Houses of Parliament. Well, its perfectly safe isn’t it?
As part of the Regenerating Runcorn plan we will build a space port
We will get rid of VAT as it adds no value.
Fly Tipping..We will ban all tipping of flys, insects, and zips of any kind..
We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.
To help with the cost of Living and to raise money for the Treasury we will Convert Numbers 10 and 11 Downing Street into a Hair salon, Which we will call ‘Government CutZ’
Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South, we will provide free Spirit Levels to all.
The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
In an effort to reduce the problems faced by the NHS , it is proposed to reduce pregnancy from nine to seven months ?
We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font.
To make things fairer we will introduce a Court of Human Lefts.
Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one!
Published by Mr R.U.Seerius for Alan Howlin Laud Hope on behalf of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. 59 Newbarn Close..Fleet. Hants GU51 5HU