The Loony Party are no pigs in a poke, we are hamming it up and bringing home the bacon with our local candidate Sir Oink-a-Lot. His campaign slogan is ‘Think Big, Vote Pig’, those trotters have left the sty and hit the hustings in a crackling good start. All other candidates in this by-election talk hogwash and make a pig’s ear of politics compared to our Sir Oink who is without doubt the whole hog.
Our other Loony representative Farmin’ Dave was unable to help collect nominations as he is abroad attending a Moldovian Mangelwurzel Convention. Sir Oink snouted out all signatures ably assisted by Andy at the ‘Jolly Hatters’ on Saturday.
Nick the Flying Brick