What another eventful election. A great night of British politics has been, or *bean*, and gone. While balaclavas are banned in parts of the country, it turns out a baked bean balaclava is in fashion in Camden. Although I nearly wasn’t allowed in, I still beat many candidates who didn’t make it and came second among the candidates with face coverings. British satire really won the day.
Barmy Brunch

It is with a great round of applause, and a big hooray for Barmy Brunch, for being our candidate for The Loony Party in the recent By-election in Holborn.
He fought this election in true ‘Loony Style’. Not winning and not coming last. With his 87 votes he came 9th from 15 candidates, which means that their must 6 candidates that will rue the day they ever stood.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope