I can confirm that we will have a candidate for the forthcoming by-election in Witney, Oxfordshire…
This has come about by the resignation of David Cameron today…
He says that this is because “he dosn’t want to be a distraction to the current Government”, Although we must say he’s been very distracting for the last several years, so why change?
During his reign as Prime Minister he will be remembered as the man who took us out of the E.U…unintentionally, so any future employment where good judgement or gambling is involved is out…I can’t see him doing any manual labour?…so that leaves Pig husbandry perhaps?
