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British Aid for flatulence control.

R.U.Seerius
Last modified on October 8, 2014

Britain has sent £15m to cattle ranchers in Colombia, (the telegraph 16/2/14) the world’s 30th richest country, to help cut flatulence in cows. (greenhouse gas reduction) Whilst we in the Loony party agree that the wealthiest countries should help the poorest, (The Aid budget is an estimated £10.3 billion) We would stop sending money to India and Pakistan, and would scrutinise/stop silly Aid projects. This may sound silly but this money could go towards helping people in this country with Mental health problems (badly in need of funding). I have just been told that this proposal is not Loony enough to be included on the loony party manicfesto, but there nothing funny about mental illness. Regarding Columbia we do have contacts so they can obtain Corks for the flatulent cows at a reduced price.

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