As well at the mini manifesto piece running on the BBC Sheffield & South Yorkshire website – bbc.co.uk/sheffield the page is (time of sending) also featuring on the BBC Politics homepage – bbc.co.uk/politics.
Good people of Barnsley, this is your chance to take this political farce of ours ‘one step beyond’.
Hope: “Enough votes could turn the tide and make other parties sit up”
The Monster Raving Loony Party urge you to vote for Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope, he is the party leader, who honestly believes that enough votes for him could turn the tide and make the other parties sit up and think “where on earth are we going wrong?”
The best vote we have ever achieved is just over 1,000 in Rotherham. Barnsley can do better than that. I’m sure you would want to beat Rotherham and be the first constituency to return enough votes to make a difference. If we retained the deposit it would certainly be an eye-opener.
The ‘Howling Laud’ says that the main push of his manifesto is to promise to do all the things that the other parties promise to do, when they don’t do it.
In other news – Loony General Max Bobetsky, Shadow Minister for Magic, is thinking about opening a Branch in Farnham or Woking or Twickenham because they are all places that he likes a they have nice people there. The Town he will choose will be confirmed by April. Or all three will be chosen if he feels charismatic enough or has enough money for transport to get there.
So leave the whole month of April in your diaries clear for the date(s) to be announced soon. He wishes you all loony regards!!!