THIS IS A WARNING ORDER TO INFORM ALL MEMBERS OF THE PARTY THAT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IS IMMINENT FROM “THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY ISLES OF DELIBERATION PARTY – JERSEY.”
SOMETHING – LONG AWAITED – IS FORTHCOMING – BUT AS A STRICTLY LIMITED EDITION – BE READY TO RESPOND INSTANTANEOUSLY TO AVOID A CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT !!
HOPE (NO PUN INTENDED !) ALL IS ROCKING AND THAT EVERYONE IS IN FINE FETTLE.
BEST WISHES,

~ THE JERSEY FLYER.
CHAIRMAN – THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY