We are pleased to announce that our very own Bedfordshire Minx Ann Kelly is our candidate for the forthcoming by election on 19th Oct 2023
Ann has lived in the constituency for 34 years and has contested the seat three times previously. She has been Mayor of Flitwick twice and a school governor and foster carer.
- If elected, she will not have a party whip and can say what she wants. She will not do deals.
- Ann will be 100% behind her constituents.
- She is against all the building going on.
- She will not appear on any television program involving jungles and eating bush tucker.
More policies include:
- We will set up an open and public auction of honours from knighthoods and peerages.
- Kangaroo courts will be presided by actual kangaroos. They will be conducted on the hop.
- We will replace employees of the Boarder Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.
- We will sort out the delays of the trains by setting all clocks late by at least 10 minutes.