Our intrepid candidate Chinners has been very busy organising the loony candidates for the council elections in his area Kingston -upon -Thames.
Some of his manicfesto commitments include:
- On the 21st of June we will reduce social distancing measurements. From this day, the Sun will be permitted to only be 92,957,000 miles from the Earth
- Protecting the Green belt by renaming it to the black belt so no one messes with it.
- Stop piling up tarmac on the roads in the form of speed humps and put it in the holes.
BUT more importantly he has managed to get 13. . . yes 13 candidates to stand all at the same place at the same time. A World 1st for Chinners and the loony Party
Well done Chinners . . .