In keeping with the new “Snoopers Charter” now being discussed in Parliament – To help UK Spy agencies, all secret messages must start with the words “Shhh, don’t tell anyone” (thanks to paul for this one)
TV Debates…Only minor parties to be included in leaders’ debates on grounds that the main parties are too boring. (thanks to schplickt)
Ignorance is bliss: We will create the Department of Ignorance so that everyone is blissfully unaware (thanks to Baron Fullstop)
