At this time of year, there are various gongs bestowed on people who it has been deeded, by a committee, that what they have done deserves sutch a n honour. Many of the more worthwhile ones are for members of the general public who may have raised funds for charity, shown extreme acts of bravery or worked tirelessly volunteering to help others less fortunate than themselves. Then, there are those that get acknowledged for simply doing the job they get very well paid for, by winning a tennis tournament or simply by holding a public role for longer than 10 years. Many in the public eye, despite all the good they have done, often get overlooked, so to readdress the balance, we have taken it upon ourselves to highlight some of those that we deed worthy of recognition. Some of these have even gone on to finally receive a ‘real’ gong upon being made an OFFICIAL Loony Party Minister, sutch as Lords Tony Blackburn, Brian May & the late great James Whale. We proudly present the following recipients .

Lord Andrew Neil – Minister of the Inquisition?
This legendary political interviewer will be vital to our future Government team, probing for the truth with his superb cross examination skills. To assist Lord Neil with this task, he will be given the tools of the ‘stocks’. Anti social behavers, MPs found guilty of lying or fraud & political vandals of British history will be put in the Stocks, this will create demand for stocks which will in turn help the stock market!

Lord Jo Kendall – Minister of PROGression
Although a Lady, for the purposes of her new Ministry, Jo has opted for the old skool title of ‘Lord’ as she pledges to lord it up over her music journalist coleagues at Kerrang, Q & Prog magazines as well as those compiling the ‘mixtapes’ for BBC5live Radio on a Thursday night. Jo also has experience of promoting events, running record labels, band management, PR, merchandising & podcasting but if we are totally honest, this honour has been given due to her key skill in brewing our Spiritual Leaders, Screaming Lord Sutch, favorite tipple . . . by making a very good cup of tea.

Lord Gareth Icke – Minister of Ickeonic Historical Preservation?
Lord Icke has already played at a couple of our annual conferences in the past as well as many of the great isles in the UK, including the Isle of Wight (which will be renamed Isle of Rainbow colours), the Isle of Man (which will be renamed Isle of Both Sexes) and the Silly Isles (which will never be renamed)

Lord Tim Martin – Minister of Weather Spoons
Lord Martin also has a passion for preserving historical things, in his case it’s buildings.? which he restores into beautiful Public Houses offering a wide range of beverages & food. To address the unfair tax applied to Pubs v Supermarkets, we will ensure that all supermarket Self Service tills will apply a 7.5% charge on all purchases containing alcohol..