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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Wot a GREAT conference

Mark Beech
Published on September 27, 2010

The 27th Official Monster Raving Loony Party Conference took place this weekend at The Links Hotel in Fleet, and a massive THANKYOU to Ginny and the staff who made us all welcome.

Loony’s came from far and wide to attend and debate the topical issues of the day, such as “whose round is it”

A Photo call from the local press was followed by the annual cabinet reshuffle took place (A large cupboard is laid down and all members get in it and shuffle) with several members having trouble staying in as the cabinet was rather small this year.

Then down to business.

Howlin “Laud” hope started of proceedings with a big thank you to all 27 candidates who stood and one or two comments on the most successful election campaign to date.

The new membership secretary made a stirring speech reading the minutes which will be posted here later, and a general discussion took place regarding various aspects of the year.

It was agreed that the profits made from T Shirt sales will go to a charity to be decided.

It was proposed and agreed that Alan Howlin Laud Hope consider standing for Mayor of London in 2012.

Thanks to the Loony Party think tank for working out why the present Government are very slow when making decisions. Apparently they are only running on 2 CC’s (Cameroon and Clegg) it was 3CC’s but we are told they have a dodgy Cable.

Due to the CONLIB pact bringing out a law to be able to stay in power for the full Five years the conference meeting ended with the rallying cry. “Loony’s..Prepare for Anonymity, after which we all retired for liquid refreshments.

Later in the Evening we were entertained by the Amazing Big Fibbers who were brilliant performing old favourites such as “Armadillo’s are taking over Texas” and “Who put Pepper in the Vasaline” after which Dale Fontaine and his Elvis show playing Elvis and other favourite songs,

On Saturday more Loony’s arrived for the entertainment that included another set by Big Fibbers and The Brilliant band “What’s Next”, always great entertainment.

With a Surprise Appearance of the Mega Star “Adam Ant”

It has to be said that Adam was …5 star… He is as good as ever, and we would like to thank him for attending. We hear that he has an album coming out soon, watch out for it.

Out of all the conference around at the moment this has to be the best, we get great bands and superstars, the labour party only get the Milliband.

A great time was had by all and we are all getting ready to attend the next Loony Party event which we think may be “The Mad Hatters Tea Party” at a place to be arranged

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