Kingston & Surbiton

Was out late on Thursday night collecting the 10 signatures required to enter next months Space-hopper race, so late that I overslept and missed my 10am appointment. Fortunately, my better looking twin brother realised sutch an occurrence was likely and took it upon himself to deliver the nomination papers on my behalf (I bet the ladies in Electoral Services loved that) and apparently all went well and was done & dusted in 10 minutes, so look-out Sir Ed Davey, I will be seeking the constituents ‘stamp’ of approval to replace you as my MP.
A Gent Chinners