Mad Mike Young

2015_2495_Mad_MikeMad Mike Young is standing for Sittingbourne and Sheppey.  He has been on a local radio show, Sheppey FM and also took part in Hustings at Sheerness.
He got the first round of applause after a quiet start with the comment “I promise not to make any promises – that’s my promise to you”.
“I am aged sixty three and a quarter of your earth years, formerly a mad scientist and now a retired gentleman of some considerable standing. I want to bring a more unbalanced approach to local politics by putting both left feet forward and marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish.”

  • We now have a solar farm on the Isle of Sheppey, but it is only productive during daylight hours. To complement this we should have a sustainable lunar farm to collect moonbeams at night for conversion into green cheese which could be sold at local farm shops.
  • Wind turbine objections can be silenced by building them upside-down underground where they cannot be seen. The upturned concrete bases being ideal locations for children’s playgrounds as the roundabouts would be self-propelled.
    I urge everybody to take leave of their senses and VOTE LOONY…!!!