Nick the Incredible Flying Brick is looking forward to winning Islington North. He will immediately abolish gravity the same day as the result, which lucky for him, is Friday 13th.
- Islington MP’s will be coached in ‘Arsenalisation’ and be compelled to house Gunnersaurus Rex during the off-season at their parliamentary chambers.
- Highbury Square will be re-developed into an intergalactic space port.
- The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will create one thousand trillion (£1000,000,000,000,000) pounds of new money through quantitative easing and give everyone free internet, housing and restaurant bills, for ever. Why vote for anyone else when you are guaranteed free lunch for all time with the the Incredible Flying Brick.
- Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings and groats, with rural parts of London such as Hackney returning to trade in shiny beads.
- All the UK remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at the Epsom Derby in a bid to cancel the national debt.