Achieving 279 votes, Sir Grumpus charged onwards with a resounding victory not only over the far-right, but also the Soviet Union. Alas, he lost 7th place (out of 10 Parties) to the Arthur Scargills – by just 6 votes, and in a very tense few minutes it looked like a recount would be needed. His following pledges, crucial to the electorate of Bangor Conwy Môn, had the Senedd’s forthcoming First Minister Rhun ap Iorwerth on the run.

• The arterial North Wales Expressway to become an eight-lane super-highway by legislating to halve the width of vehicles – with the added benefit of making single-track roads a thing of the past and as an olive branch to our friends abroad, EU visitors may drive on the right.
• Snowdon / Yr Wyddfa to be increased in height by sinking a 1,000 foot trench around the range, ensuring its future as the highest mountain in the British Isles; also creating a perimeter for the reintroduction of dragons to the Eryri National Park.
• The Isle of Man to be bought or just annexed as Wales needs the territory for its financial security and bitcoin mines; and in the interests of true equality, rename it the Isle of Person.
• The Laws of Physics to be repealed, ending globalisation in favour of the longer-established and more reliable Flat Earth business model.
• Scotland and Northern Ireland to be traded to the EU, incorporating England as the 23rd county/borough of Wales.
• Lobbying the United Nations to make it criminal in international law to compare any area to – ‘the size of Wales’ – and M.A.G.A. – MAKE ANGLESEY GREAT AGAIN. Rename Cardigan Bay and the Irish Sea beyond, The Gulf of Wales.