We have been sent this new policy proposal from Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove

The removal of funding for weather prediction as they seem to get it wrong most of the time anyway. This money would then be redirected into an extensive scientific research scheme to find out what actually came first, the chicken or the egg?

We would comment that Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove may be biased as he may not be able to get this policy together again