Loony Party Conference 2023 by RU Seerius

In a concerted effort to abide with the wishes of our late Vice Chairman Barmy Lord Brockman we held our 39th Loony Party Conference in Llanwrtyd Wells. Wales famous for Bog Snorkling, Man versus Horse and the Loony Party HQ in Wales.
People came from far and far to attend even though its miles from anywhere and has little in the way of bus and Train accessability.
(mind you where has these days?)
The festivities started on Fri with a blinding set from the Big Fibbers, closely followed by Becca O’Hara, a very good local Band who really got the crowd going, all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
On Sat most people managed to get to the assembly point at the Nueadd Arms at around 1o/c for a trip to the local pubs (well 2 of em) starting with The Stoneycroft a very welcoming establishment where some members of Black Pig Border started some music going, in between the football, and did an impromptu Morris dance in the Car park.. all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
Later we all went up to the Belle Vue where we held our annual Cabinet reshuffle and Kazoo tribute to Barmy Lord Brockman and a limited amount of Space hopper racing.. all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
After that we decamped to the Nueadd Arms to listen to Howling Laud Hope regale us with the events and highlights of our political activity the last year and thoughts to the future General Election 24 with the resounding cry of LOONY’S…..GET READY FOR GOVERNMENT!!.. By the way if you didn’t know Alan Howlin Laud Hope has written a book. We also found out that our home grown TV celeb Bernie (Lily the Pink) has also written a book.. all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
I stop at this point to mention our latest addition to our merchandise range. The Loony party’s safest box of Safety Matches in the world. Guaranteed not to light.
The evenings activities continued with another brilliant set from the Big Fibbers, and followed by Gripper and the Gurnards with alternate singers including our very own Chinners.
all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
The evening carried on with our very own Dangerous Dave and band playing lots of great tunes and a surprise interlude with the well known Burlesque Dancer Lux Delioux, all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
followed by more great playing from Dangerous Dave and Band to finish off the evening… all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
apparently he’s only going to play 2 more
The Loony Party thanks everyone who attended, organised and especially performed (you dont get this at the Tory/Labour/Lib Conference) at this event.. All in all it was a very successful, all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
Once again our members were able to converse with, make and renew old friendships, and a great time was had by all… all washed down with copious amount of refreshment…
The local inhabitants of Llanwrtyd Wells can now rest easy and get back to drinking copious amount of refreshments as we have been assured that the Pubs are restocking. Next year rumour has it that we will be in Blackpool or Liverpool or somewhere else
Cu there..
RU Seerius