Energetic Manicfesto proposals

In order to help with the Energy crisis we propose
1. We will get rid of the Energy Price Cap and replace it with a Top Hat (This will also help our Millenery Industry)
2. We will get rid of all Standing Charges. (We are quite capable of sitting down and freezing to death)
3. All the hot air spoken in Parliament will be redirected to the Gas Distribution Networks.
RU Seerius