May 3rd in your area will be local elections be they Town, District, County or Parish and YOU can stand. Its all free, it wont cost a penny.
The only criteria is that you must be 18 and a Member of the Party. Your Party needs YOU.
We already have 3 sitting councillors,Howling ‘Laud’ Hope  in Fleet, Hampshire,
‘Mad Mike’ Young on the Isle of Sheppey and Nick ‘The Flying Brick’
up in Derbyshire.
You will need a letter of authority from the party which can be obtained off of me on 07946292557, also I will need your full name
and address. Its that easy.go on,do it,you know it makes sense.

ALSO,ALSO,ALSO ! May 3rd there will be an election for the new Mayor of London.
Not only will it be Boris Johnson and Ken
Livingstone but also our very own ‘Crucial Chris’ Dowling,he needs all the help we can give him, so if you live in London and want to get involved call him 07881425246 or his agent Kenny Froud 07878060015.
Once again, go on, do it,y ou know it makes complete sense. You’d be a fool not to !
HOWLING ‘Laud’ HOPE
Party leader.