
It only seems like 12 months ago that we were announcing the six new Lords & Ladies who made it into the Loonyverse!
We are delighted to now reveal the six new OFFICIAL Loony Ministers along with the Ministry they have been awarded to run once we are in Government, so in no particular order >>>
Lord Ash of Gould (Minister of Talking TV’s)
In a nod to his breaking of tradition, we decided to announce the appointment of Lord Gould live on Christmas Day on Talk TV’s “The Lord James Whale Show”. This gala ceremony can be enjoyed via another recent article on this website. In his acceptance speech, Lord Gould has pledged to make a big difference with the monsters.
Lady Debbie McGee (Minister for Lovely Magical Assistance)

As a trained ballet dancer, one of Lady McGee’s Ministerial duties will be to keep the unofficial loony MPs on their toes. Her first act will be to raise the height of the urinals at Westminster by 1 foot… in both the men & lady’s toilets. She also promises World Peace to all UK constituents but has yet to reveal which piece of the world this will be.
Lord Rick Wakeman (Minister of Grumpy Affirmative Moog’s)

As a good friend and former Harrow neighbour of our Spiritual Leader, Screaming Lord Sutch, Lord Wakeman was always going to end up as an OFFICIAL Loony Minister. The minor delay in him accepting the job was due to the 100+ album recordings he had to finish. Lord Wakeman pledges to bring back a Woolworths store to every UK town so that budding musicians can, like him, purchase their first keyboard for a reasonable price.
Lord Christian of Paris (Minister of Magical Mystery Wonderlands)

Author, Fashion Guru, Artist, Musician, Mortician & Nightclub pioneer are just a few of the skills that Lord Paris will bring to the Loonyverse. His exploits with our Minister Lord Clive Jackson of Doctor & the Medics, spawned the legendary Soho psychedelic nightclub ‘Alice In Wonderland’ and his early 1980’s ‘Magical Mystery Trip’ events are credited as the forerunner of the rave scene that came along many years later. Overcome with emotion he proclaimed becoming an OFFICIAL Loony Minister as “possibly the highlight of my earthly trip so far”
Lord Pothole (Minister for Wholesome Plastic Quarry Duck Campaigns)

For well over a decade now Lord Pothole has been the scourge of many a council across our fantastic isle and with a success rate that we are so very unfamiliar with, so it was logical that his wisdom should be utilised as we are concerned about the expanding blackholes across the Loonyverse. Lord Pothole will instruct all councils to decrease building speedhumps and instead use the tarmac to fill in the plethora of potholes.
Lord Roy Wood (Minister of Rainy Rock ‘n’ Roll Winter Flowers)

The Move, ELO & Wizzard are just some of the musical delights that Lord Wood has bestowed on a grateful population. Lord Tony Blackburn saw his loony potential early so he selected one of his tunes to be the first record played on BBC Radio 1 in 1967. We believe that his pledge to make every day, Christmas Day, will be a massive boost for the UK economy.
A. Gent Chinners