We have always had a healthy amount of musicians in the Loony Party Cabinet as we like music. King Charles III also likes music. Everyone should like music. So without further ado we have enrolled four more quality musicians in recognition of the King, in recognition of his Birthday, and who we feel we should Honour.

Lady Kim Wilde – Minister of Baby Goats Closer to a Feral USA Garden
We feel that politicians should be nearer to meeting the expectations of the voters, so Lady Wilde has embarked on a ‘Closer’ tour of the Loonyverse whilst hanging on to her pursuit of chequered love in Cambodia. Lady Wilde pledges to let all the music go round?

Lord Jess Conrad – Minister of Cherry Pie Pullovers
Actor, Singer & Nose Biter, Lord Conrad appeared in Telstar – The Joe Meek Story along with fellow OFFICIAL Loony Minister Lord Justin Hawkins (who played Screaming Lord Sutch) as well as singing with our Spiritual Leader himself on the Cannon & Ball show. He pledges to give all pensioners a Cherry Pie Pullover if the UK run out of fuel.

Lord Chas Cronk – Minister for the Liberty of the Bass of Mystic Mountains
Shares the interest with our grumpy Minister Lord Wakeman, in the Six Wives of Henry VIII, Lord Cronk has a passions for scarecrow stuffing which he put around the fruit plants in his allotment, to prevent slugs & snails from scoffing the red berries claiming it adds to a mighty fine acoustic sound.

Lord Noddy Holder – Minister of Everybody Having Fun
Ambrosia is the food of the gods, some Greek fella once proclaimed and who are we to disagree as it also makes a most suitable substitute to custard when preparing a pie for flinging. What does this all have to do with Lord Holder? Well he may not be Greek but in our view he is a God . . . so there!

A Gent Chinners