I am a West Yorkshire toff educated at Eaton – Earlsheaton that is Dewsbury WF12.
You may have never voted before. But what if there was a Party dedicated to fun? There is! The Loony Party puts the fun back into politics with a guaranteed victory party even before the voting commences.
- A selection from our Manicfesto :
Ban greyhound racing – this will stop the Country going to the dogs - Pensions to be fixed at 100% of MP’s salaries
- Incorporate Income Tax into the National Lottery so at least you stand a chance of winning your money back
- Have the right to vote for The Prime Minister
During the campaign remember that all the other parties will be trying to buy your vote – with your own money. The Loony Party are different- we only want to borrow it for ‘The Day’ – you can have it back afterwards.
Look out for the Top Hat symbol on your polling card and put a large X in the box for Loony in the certain knowledge that you have carried out your democratic duty.
Remember the only wasted vote is one that’s not used, so if you don’t usually vote then vote unusually!
Vote Loony you know it makes sense.
Sir Archibald Stanton