Ravin Rodent Subortna is our candidate in the Rochdale By-election on the leaping 29th Feb.
His number: 07787 410462
Here are a few of his policies:
As an MP he would campaign for the introduction of a 99p coin to save on change
He said he would call for all roundabouts to have fairground carousels in the middle to tell cars where to go and prevent road rage.
Among his other policies is a plan for all new-build housing to have hedgehog homes included to help eradicate homelessness for hedgehogs, and making sure hedgehogs had lollipop signs to help them cross the road.
Ravin says he is aiming to win “zero votes” because “that would be fair to give everybody else a chance”.