Off our trolleys

The Monster Raving Loony Party has recently come to the aid of Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London. He appealed to Londoners via Twitter to only buy what they need. We came to his assistance with our #Manicfesto policy for supermarkets to lock away the trolleys. Lord Andrew of Neil picked up the tweet and circulated. At present we have yet to hear from Tesco, Sainsbury’s, M&S, Morrisons, Lidl, Aldi, the Co-op and Asda. Maybe they are busy locking up their trolleys!
Chinners