We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes:
I would like to bring an urgent issue to your attention.
The issue, of an inadequate representation and lack of equality for Teddy Bears in modern society. They stay loyal to us through the good and the bad times for so many years, and then are dumped up in an attic, and forgotten. I propose you add to your manifesto:
1) equal rights for Teddies, including voting, marriage, driving and of course the right to drink if aged 18 or over.
2) It to be illegal to put Teddies in boxes, put them in attics, cupboards or anywhere else they will not get to see the light of day.
3) All work places and offices to have at least hired one teddy, and that it must be present in the office at all times.
4) A fair representation of the Teddy Bear minority in parliament.
5) Taxes to also be payable in milk, biscuits, bread and honey, and all other foods considered part of the teddy bear’s natural diet.
I was shocked and appalled, after mentioning this to a member of the labour party in the pub, and them shooting the idea down, calling it stupid and pointless.
I hope you take this issue seriously and address it immediately, it has been ignored by British governments for far too long, and once these laws are passed, we will be
leading the way in the fight for Equal Rights for Teddies globally.
Thanks, Christopher