It was our Spiritual Leader, Screaming Lord Sutch, who first suggested in 1963 that the Beatles should be recognised in Honours system. Queen Elizabeth & Harold Wilson duly listened to his proposal and in 1965 they were each given an MBE. Normally presented to military veterans or civil servants, the controversial decision to honour the Beatles led to some former MBE recipients returning their awards. The return of awards Is not uncommon but this was the highest level of protest in years. Keeping up this tradition, here are our following Honorary Ministers, who we feel have been overlooked or in some cases underlooked…

Count Andrew rEborn – Futurist Minister of Sizzling Octopi
The Count of many titles has been on our list for a couple of years and it was left to our Glorious Leader to break the news in this recent interview

Lady Anne Hegerty – Minister of Actually Answering Questions
The astute Governess will be an ample match chasing up answers from any politicians who undertake bushtucker trials whilst getting paid instead of serving their constituents. Anne Hegerty Website

Lady Denise Van Outen – Minister of One Lump or Two
From Helicopter Weather to Strictly Dancing, from Eastend to the West End, from Home Heating to Cancer Care . . . her most delicious role is ‘up to you’ https://discoliscious.com/

Lord Jase of Monkey – Minister of Rhapsody Strumming Plectrums & Chord Advocation
Want a guitar lesson? Due to lack of article space, you can find nearly 4k lessons on his channel

Dame Judie Tzuke – Ministers of Ladies Nights
This wonderful Dame has had a vast career, in fact she has released more albums than Keir Starmer performed U-Turns. https://www.tzuke.com/

Lady Lux Delioux – Minister of Loony Burlesque Conferences
An annual Loony highlight for the party, who has recently given birth to a little Hazel. Lady Lux deems this as a valid excuse for not appearing at Septembers conference despite being showered with congratulations from all of us in the Loonyverse.

Lady Sara Dallin & Lady Keren Woodward – Ministers of Getting Results
Guinness World Record Holders by an all girl group with 32 chart hits, Lady Dallin informed us that Robert De Nero is waiting for a Loony gong. Will may consider this request if he starts talking English instead of Italian. Lady Woodward felt this was rather cruel of us, especially in the Summer.
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Dame Vicki Michelle – Minister of Keeping Parliament Tidy
In the yvette of forming the next Government, we will need someone with considerable charitable experience to assist with the enormous task of sweeping away the rubbish currently residing in Parliament. We finally think we have found the right person. https://www.vickimichelle.co.uk/