It is around this time of year that rumours begin to circulate about who, of the good & not so good, will receive Knighthoods, Gongs, Bells or Whistles. Will Saint David Spice be rewarded for not sending angry Knightly emails? Will Sadiq Khan get a gong for his services to knife crime?
The Loony Party has always been one step ahead with its own OFFICIAL #NewYearsHonours, which recognise those truly worthy of sutch acclaim, with the likes of Lord Brian May, Lord Tony Blackburn & Lord James Whale all being made OFFICIAL Ministers before any inferior gong came their way.
Our new Ministers will be unveiled at the tail end of December 2024 but as a token of our esteem, one of the six will be revealed at 1pm on Christmas Day on the Lord James Whale Show on TalkTV which can be viewed via their live YouTube channel
Keep your eyes peeled & toenails suitably polished via this website & our Social Media accounts, for any further updates that we may deem necessary to divulge.
Chinners