Mark Beech our candidate in Aldridge-Brownhills
Nick the Brick
Last modified on May 5, 2015
In his 3rd General Election campaign Mark Beech is standing in Aldridge-Brownhills, which came as somewhat a surprise to him after he had hand delivered 5,000 leaflets to the wrong constituency. Mark has already been frequently featured in the Express & Star newspaper despite not yet being elected, has taken part in a televised debate on Big Centre TV against Peter Johnson leader of the SDP despite not yet being party leader, and has built a duck house despite not yet being able to put it on expenses.
He as proposed a range of popular local polices such as
- the populist: “Banning all right turns, Especially at Shire Oak, and especially for trucks turning towards Brownhills and holding up all the traffic back as far as Lichfield.”
- the crazy: “Amending s13(2) of the Equality Act 2010 to close the gaping hole in our age discrimination legislation.”
- and the downright sensible: “Extradite Tony Blair to The Hague to face the international criminal court. Maybe send David Cameron along at the same time, better to be safe than sorry”
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